(Turns out it's because I'm standing in the way, and the table is polite enough not to crush me). Kidding! Why would it be that simple?įirst you have to move the table away from the cage, which involves a good four minutes of wondering why the table isn't moving even though I pushed the 'move table' button. Once you've got crabs on the table, it's time to start sorting them.
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Make sure you don't tip the platform the wrong way or this terrible thing happens to your cage full of beautiful, valuable crabs: Why are we dunking cages into the ocean with our own hands? Can't we send a robot to do this, or drop a massive bomb in the ocean and collect the dead crabs as they float up, or capture and brainwash one traitor crab and have him recruit others until all crabs are convinced to just walk out of the ocean and into our restaurants?īottom line, you need to tip the platform in the correct direction so the crabs spill out on the sorting table. Look, it's lot of steps and there are a lot of buttons and levers and winches and it feels like there must be a better way to catch crabs than this! I mean, it's 2019, it's Blade Runner times. Then I steer the boat alongside the buoy, grab a grappling hook and play a sort of weird minigame to hook the buoy rope and pull the line taut, and I also have to operate a winch to reel it in, at which point I have to lower a hook from a second winch, attach that hook to the cage, try to put the cage onto the platform, realize I first have to straighten the platform with the lever, then actually put the cage on the platform, then move a crab-sorting table over to the cage.
When I say wait, I mean I fast forward time until a meter tells me the cage is full of delicious crabs, which is a handy bit of technology I assume real crabfisherpeople don't have.
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